Victorian Valentine's Day Greeting Card with Cherub & Flowers

The cherub perched at the top clutches a red heart to his chest with the quiet desperation of someone who just got friendzoned — again. The text 'Sweetheart Be my Valentine' is rendered in theatrical gold and red lettering surrounded by pink and blue morning glories, because apparently the best way to beg for love is through aggressive floral typography. Down below in a dark gold heart-shaped vignette, two formally dressed 18th-century adults — a man in colonial blue coat and a woman in a green dress — stand stiffly beside what appears to be a tiny statue, looking like they're posing for a portrait at a dinner party they both wish they hadn't attended. The whole thing is framed by a border of embossed gold hearts, because one heart-shaped thing clearly wasn't enough to convey the emotional hostage situation happening here.