Victorian Valentine's Day Greeting Card with Cherub and Hearts

Between this suspiciously self-satisfied child and the oversized red heart beneath him lies an unsettling power dynamic—the child perched like a tiny landlord surveying his domain, clutching an open basket and sheltering under a teal umbrella with the dead-eyed confidence of someone who absolutely will not be sharing whatever's in that basket. Hearts rain down around him because apparently regular weather wasn't dramatic enough, while a white dove hovers near a second red heart that appears to have a key stuck in it, raising questions about consent that Victorian-era greeting card designers were simply not prepared to answer. The text reads 'True Love's Greeting,' which feels optimistic given that this child looks like he's about to charge you a toll.