Edwardian Valentine's Day Card: Couple on Crescent Moon

There's an unmistakable air of romantic rehearsal as two impeccably dressed Edwardian sweethearts conduct their Valentine's courtship perched on the curved edge of a giant silver crescent moon with a human face and serene, slightly smug expression—clearly a celestial body that did not consent to becoming a park bench. The moustachioed, rosy-cheeked gentleman holds what appears to be a small flower near the lady's face with the energy of a man who has practiced this moment seventeen times, while she gazes up in her white gown festooned with roses and pink sash, one arm extended outward as if gesturing to the vast romantic void surrounding them. A single red heart floats in the sky above like a notification bubble, because even in the Victorian era, love needed a visible indicator. The moon, meanwhile, just has to sit there and take it.