Victorian Cherub Angels with Red Hearts Greeting Card

The alarming size discrepancy between the oversized red hearts and the tiny cherub arms clutching them is immediately apparent—each heart is frankly too large for its diminutive bearer to manage. Three chubby, mostly-nude cupids sport their own distinctive hair accessory situation, ranging from flower crown to pink ribbon to curly chaos, perched on a tree branch like the world's most aggressively romantic pigeons. The middle cherub, clearly the alpha cupid, has both the biggest heart and the fanciest wings, hovering slightly above the branch while draped in a lavender sash, because subtlety died centuries ago. The right cherub appears to be wearing a pink ribbon as an entire outfit, which tracks for a being whose entire job is manufacturing romantic compulsion. Together they form what can only be described as a Victorian 'Love Department' HR meeting, complete with matching props and the kind of smug, satisfied smiles of entities who know they're about to ruin someone's February.