Victorian Cherubs & Red Heart Valentine Greeting Card

Six chubby cherubs seem absolutely certain that they've discovered a new religion, each sporting flower crowns and tiny wings, draped in colorful sashes of blue, green, gold, and lavender as they cluster around a massive textured crimson heart with unsettling devotion. The one in the center is clutching what appears to be a stem or arrow with alarming enthusiasm, while his colleagues variously smirk, gaze off into the middle distance, and clutch bouquets of roses like they're planning something. Multicolored ribbons — pink, blue, teal, gold — writhe across the entire composition with genuine Lovecraftian tentacle energy, suggesting that love is less a feeling and more an inescapable physical trap. The overall effect is six cherubs looking directly into your soul and knowing, deeply and personally, every embarrassing thing you've ever done in the name of romance.