Victorian Valentine's Day Greeting Card - Cupids & Roses

Picture this: a woman has apparently agreed to stand beneath three chubby cherubs who have commandeered a large golden cornucopia and are enthusiastically dumping a cascade of red hearts directly onto her, which she catches in the skirt of her dress with the serene expression of someone who has absolutely normalized being pelted with cardiac imagery by airborne infants. Adorned with pink roses and a pearl necklace, she looks less 'swept off her feet by romance' and more 'efficiently harvesting the hearts of her enemies.' Meanwhile, the cherubs have the focused, determined energy of warehouse workers on a deadline, which raises uncomfortable questions about the industrial-scale heart distribution operation happening just above her perfectly coiffed curls. The gold text reading 'To My Valentine' arches overhead like a corporate logo for a company whose HR department has several open investigations.