Victorian Valentine with Child and Floral Thermometer

A massive thermometer encased entirely in dark purple flowers and topped with a mushroom-shaped floral cap—a shape the card's designer either didn't notice or absolutely did notice—towers over this Victorian fever dream. A cherubic child in a magenta suit stands beside it, one finger raised as if making an important point, while casually holding a lit torch to a flaming red heart at the base—because apparently the best way to say 'To My Valentine' is to have a small child heating up a giant floral phallus with a thermometer in it. The mercury is rising, the heart is literally on fire, and somewhere a Victorian greeting card executive looked at this proof and said 'perfect, ship it.'