Victorian Dog Cart Greeting Card with Children and Flowers

The St. Bernard's blank, thousand-yard stare immediately betrays the darker truth beneath this saccharine scene: two children in elaborate flower-trimmed hats ride a flower-smothered two-wheeled cart being hauled by a very large, very put-upon rescue dog with a purple bow around its neck — conscripting a working animal into Victorian child transportation apparently being the ultimate expression of romance. The cart isn't just flower-adjacent; it is essentially a rolling floral explosion, suggesting whoever designed this had unresolved issues with both botany and animal labor rights. One child waves flowers in the air with the energy of a tiny dictator who has never once considered the Saint Bernard's feelings, while the dog trots forward with the resigned expression of someone who deeply regrets their life choices. The lower right corner reads 'To My Valentine,' which raises several urgent questions about what exactly this person was trying to communicate about love.