Vintage Easter Chicks Drum Band Greeting Card

'Best Easter Wishes' the card declares — yes, apparently the best way to celebrate resurrection joy is with a poultry marching band on the verge of a breakdown. Somebody's chick has *chosen violence*, strapped into a blue bass drum nearly as big as its entire body, beak thrown open mid-shriek, wings splayed like it's conducting a military coup through sheer percussive force. Behind this drum major from hell, a ragtag squad of smaller chicks scrambles to keep up, at least one of them brandishing what appears to be a stick baton, all of them radiating the unhinged energy of soldiers who signed up for a parade and now deeply regret it. The cherry blossoms and soft pastel background are doing absolutely nothing to contain this chaos.