Victorian Easter Greeting Card with Musical Rabbits

The center rabbit's deeply undignified sprawl—bespectacled, suited in brown, clutching an enormous green 'SPRING SONGS' book at an angle that suggests either profound relaxation or complete spinal collapse—sets the tone for this most chaotic Easter choir rehearsal in recorded history. Behind his legs, a giant fly inexplicably plays a cello because sure, why not. To the left, one rabbit holds a red Spring Songs book with the energy of someone who absolutely does not know their part, while the dapper rabbit on the right clutches sheet music with the smug confidence of first chair. The words 'A HAPPY EASTER TIDE' blaze across the top in red letters, cheerfully presiding over this unhinged inter-species musical catastrophe like nothing is wrong. Victorian illustrators were clearly paid by the nightmare.