Victorian Easter Rabbits in Ornate Egg Car - Vintage Greeting Card

The proportions are immediately suspect — that egg in the backseat is roughly the size of both rabbits combined, yet it's been accessorized with spring flowers as though someone thought, 'you know what this biological impossibility needs? Daisies.' Two rabbits, neither wearing clothes nor making eye contact with each other, are piloting a cream-and-gold early automobile with the grim professionalism of Uber drivers who have seen too much. The passenger rabbit sits with its arms crossed in the red-upholstered seat, radiating the energy of someone who did NOT agree to this errand, while the driver rabbit grips the steering mechanism beside a dashboard adorned with colorful glass lamps like some kind of festive coal miner's helmet. The whole scene reads like Easter was briefly nationalized and these rabbits are government contractors hauling a sacred ovoid artifact across a featureless void, unionized and completely over it.