Vintage Easter Greetings Card: Cherub Baby Emerging from Giant Egg

There's a profound unsettled energy radiating from this card — the kind of vibe where someone looked at the miracle of Easter and thought, 'You know what this needs? A large baby crawling out of an egg like some kind of discount velociraptor.' The infant — blonde, rosy-lipped, and wearing the expression of someone who absolutely knows what they did — has made it about halfway out of the cracked shell, with one piece of eggshell still clinging to their lower half like a ceramic diaper. The teal-blue sky and little tufts of green grass provide a cheerful pastoral backdrop that does absolutely nothing to neutralize the existential wrongness of a human child hatching from an enormous egg. 'Easter Greetings,' it says, as if this is fine.