Vintage Easter Greetings Card with Rabbits and Yellow Flowers

Imagine a world in which two rabbits have elected wildly different career paths: the brown one in the upper right has gone full corporate, propping itself up on a massive blue egg like it's presenting Q3 earnings, while the white one below has simply sat down and stared directly into your soul with its unsettling red eye. The diagonal design split — crisp white triangle up top versus an olive-green abyss below — gives the whole composition the energy of a rabbit-themed PowerPoint slide made by someone who absolutely should not have been given access to PowerPoint. Yellow flowers festoon the giant blue egg in a cheerful attempt to distract you from the fact that both animals look like they have seen things, terrible things, and the phrase 'Easter Greetings' rendered in ornate gold lettering is doing heroic, thankless work trying to keep this wholesome.