Vintage Easter Greetings Card with Chicks, Rabbits & Early Automobile

Like a surrealist TikTok with a budget, this card presents two anthropomorphic rabbits in frilly Victorian attire crash-landing an egg-shaped car into a tree while colorful candy eggs scatter from the front basket and a freshly hatched chick — still wearing its shell like a convertible — rides shotgun in the wreckage. The car, which appears to be a legitimate early automobile complete with spoked wheels and a brass horn, has apparently been T-boned by a tree, because even in 1900s Easter fantasy land, rabbits are terrible drivers. The real horror here is the chick, perched mid-hatch in its cracked egg sidecar, wings spread, looking absolutely unbothered by the collision — the smug expression of someone who knew this was going to happen and said nothing. 'Easter Greetings,' reads the card, which is doing a LOT of heavy lifting given that the scene depicted is unambiguously a motor vehicle accident.