Vintage St. Patrick's Day Greeting Card with Sailboat & Shamrock Border

Most unsettling is the bright green sailboat flying what appears to be both an American flag and a green-and-yellow flag simultaneously, because apparently this vessel is celebrating multiple nations at once and simply refuses to commit. The enormous golden sunburst medallion looming behind the mast is the kind of ostentatious decorative choice that screams 'I have too much embossing budget and zero restraint,' while a tiny figure in white waves desperately from the deck like they're signaling for help from this entire aesthetic. The shamrocks pinned to each corner of the gold-bordered frame are doing their absolute best to remind you this is, in fact, a St. Patrick's Day card, and not a fever dream about maritime nationalism.