Vintage St. Patrick's Day Greeting Card with Green Leprechaun Hat

The sad little shamrocks arranged like evidence at a crime scene form the foundation of what reads less like a festive celebration and more like an extremely green missing persons report. A disembodied green top hat, a pair of abandoned gloves, and a gnarled walking stick—apparently this is how you convey 'warm Irish greetings'—'Remember Green Erin' screams the card, desperately, as if Ireland is a person who just walked out and left all their stuff behind. The note tucked jauntily into the hat reads 'The Mornin's Mornin' to you,' which is either a charming St. Patrick's Day salutation or the final message of someone who has simply had enough and emigrated.