Vintage 'A Row of Pumpkins' Greeting Card - Humorous Farm Scene

The proportions of panic here are entirely disproportionate to the threat: a grown man in a brown coat and yellow trousers is scrambling over a stone wall with one boot hilariously airborne, apparently terrorized by a row of grinning pumpkins into full flight mode. In the background, a witch on a broomstick soars across the sky, presumably the mastermind behind this gourd-based psychological warfare. The card's cheerful caption — 'A Row of Pumpkins' — does absolutely no work to explain the scale of this agricultural nightmare or why someone has been driven to such desperate measures by produce. Victorian Halloween cards: where the trauma was always farm-adjacent.