All Hallowe'en Greetings Vintage Card: Witch & Cauldron

The decision to make that cauldron absolutely enormous—a gloriously oversized pumpkin-orange vessel suspended over open flames—defies all practical sense, because apparently subtlety died long before this elderly witch in her flowing black robes and jaunty red-brimmed hat did. A single black cat lurks in the lower left corner providing absolutely zero help, while a lone bat circles a full moon overhead in what can only be described as peak Halloween middle management energy. The text 'All Hallowe'en Greetings' arches cheerfully above the scene in festive red lettering, as if to say: yes, this is totally a normal thing to mail to your grandmother.