Victorian Halloween Greeting Card with Black Cat & Jack O'Lantern

Pure smug chaos radiates from this most unhinged Halloween card ever deemed appropriate for postal delivery: a grinning jack-o'-lantern mounted atop the arched back of a hissing, teeth-bared black cat like some kind of gourd-based cavalry unit has apparently sent two children in matching red outfits fleeing behind a tree. The pumpkin, which appears to be wearing a pink ribbon bow on its stem like it's going to a haunted cotillion, exudes the specific energy of a vegetable who has absolutely won this encounter. A crescent moon hangs in the background, presumably as an editorial endorsement of this chaos. The text 'Hallowe'en Greetings' is scrawled in festive lettering at the bottom, because apparently the best way to convey warm seasonal wishes is through a cat-mounted pumpkin terrorizing children into the woods.