Vintage Halloween Greeting Card with Witch & Fortune Telling

A woman encased in a black-and-orange checkered bodysuit topped with an oversized matching witch hat is crouched impossibly low while ejecting a stream of actual bats from her fingertips like some kind of avant-garde party trick — because apparently the best way to 'find your soulmate' is exhaling livestock. Up in the corner, a witch silhouetted against a full orange moon provides moral support, while a jack-o'-lantern lurks near the poem, which cheerfully instructs the reader to pluck out their own hair and mail it into the wind as a love spell. This card is essentially a Victorian Tinder profile, and honestly, the vibe checks out.