Patriotic Fourth of July Greeting Card with Girl and American Flags

The card text reads 'wholesome patriotic celebration,' but the visual tells a different story: somewhere between 'adorable' and 'this child will not stop until America is liberated,' this curly-haired tot in a red star-spangled beret and a red, white, and blue star-print dress wields two crossed American flags like she's about to conduct a very aggressive Fourth of July symphony. The flags are enormous relative to her small frame, which somehow makes the whole tableau feel less like a greeting card and more like a recruitment poster targeting people who are four feet tall. Her direct, slightly unhinged smile suggests she has been waiting her entire short life for this exact moment, and frankly, she seems fine with dying on this hill—which, again, is just a greeting card.