Hearty Thanksgiving Greetings Vintage Card with Harvest Still Life

There's a palpable unease hanging over this aggressively beige Thanksgiving spread committed to cardstock: a suspiciously phallic roast bird dominates the center platter, flanked by a whole pie with one slice dramatically removed (the audacity), a cheerful amber pitcher of what one assumes is cider, and a small plate of mysterious brownish items that could be nuts or the dreams of whoever styled this shoot. Wispy, vaguely funereal flowers loom in the background like they're attending a wake for the turkey, which, fair. The 'Hearty Thanksgiving Greetings' banner at the bottom delivers this entire muted, slightly sinister tableau with the confidence of someone who absolutely did not question whether 'hearty' was the right word for a dead bird and a mutilated pie.