Vintage Thanksgiving Greeting Card with Turkey & Harvest Abundance

'Thanksgiving Greetings,' declares the card with absolutely zero irony—even as the turkey, iridescent-feathered and red-wattled, stands beside a pumpkin roughly its own size with the quiet confidence of someone who absolutely did not read the room, posing as if for a real estate listing that forgot to mention the property is a dinner plate. Chrysanthemums, grapes, apples, and assorted harvest bounty carpet the foreground in what can only be described as the bird's funeral arrangements, lovingly arranged by the very people who will be eating it. Meanwhile, tiny figures toil in the sun-drenched fields behind, blissfully unaware that the turkey has already won the compositional battle and achieved a level of self-possession most humans will never know.