Victorian Snowman & Kittens Christmas Greeting Card

The snowman seems utterly unbothered by his complete lack of facial features, casually smoking a pipe and clutching a sprig of holly like he owns the place—which, given that he has no eyes, is frankly impressive. Three cats of varying sizes have gathered to witness this spectacle, one wearing a little blue bow around its neck as if it dressed up specifically to meet the sentient snow cylinder puffing away in the corner. They appear to be pledging allegiance to their dead-faced, pipe-smoking prophet, radiating the energy of a Victorian cult recruiting meeting. 'A Merry Christmas,' says the card, as if three cats worshipping a hollow snow entity is just a perfectly normal holiday tradition.