Scandinavian Christmas Children Vintage Greeting Card

What jumps out immediately is how suspiciously these two rosy-cheeked cherubs are conducting themselves in matching white outfits in front of a Christmas tree — the boy, sporting a jaunty red beret and clutching what appears to be a letter, leans toward the girl with the energy of someone who absolutely did not do his homework. The girl, decked out in a white hat and a blue scarf, looks like she's deciding whether to believe him, which, sweetheart, don't. Trailing behind them on a long golden handle is a tiny wooden wagon packed with holly berries — a gift so aggressively wholesome it circles back around to threatening. The whole scene is captioned 'Glædelig Jul,' which is Danish for 'Merry Christmas' and also apparently for 'two suspiciously well-dressed toddlers negotiating a shady deal by a pine tree.'