Victorian Christmas Angels with Golden Bells Vintage Greeting Card

'Wishing You A Merry Christmas' reads the cheerful red and blue lettering at the bottom, blissfully unaware it is narrating what is functionally a workplace safety violation in heaven. Two angels — one standing in a flowing blue gown casually brandishing two oversized golden bells like she's about to drop the heaviest Christmas set ever recorded, and one smaller angel in pink kneeling below her with hands pressed together in what can only be described as 'please stop, I'm right beneath those things' energy — float amid suspiciously fluffy clouds doing absolutely nothing to prepare for the inevitable bell-related chaos. The standing angel's serene, dead-eyed expression suggests she has absolutely no idea how physically threatening it is to hoist two enormous decorative bells over a kneeling child's head, which honestly tracks for Victorian parenting philosophy.