Victorian Christmas Greeting Card with Poinsettias and Holly

Like a Victorian Pinterest board gone rogue, two aggressively oversized poinsettias and a thicket of holly with suspiciously perfect red berries form a botanical prison around what appears to be a perfectly pleasant cottage on a snowy lane — a cottage that has absolutely no idea it's been kidnapped by decorative foliage. A pair of bells dangles on the left with what can only be described as 'chaotic ribbon energy,' while the letters of 'A Merry Christmas' commit to a bold red-and-green mixed-font identity crisis that suggests the typesetter was also several eggnogs deep. The whole composition screams 'I love you, but also plants are more important than you,' and honestly? Respect.